Parking space in New York bank

Today, I had been to New York. My ferrari was with a bank in NY. In fact, I had given it to them as a security to them for the loan that I had taken from them.

It so happened last month that Siddarth called me and told me that he was missing me. I decided to leave to India immediately. But then, I had to no time to go back and keep my ferrari. I walked in to the bank and told them that I want to borrow $5,000 immediately. I offfered my ferrari as a security for the loan. They laughed at me keeping a $750,000 ferrari as a security for a $5000 loan.

I walked in to the bank and told that I want my car back. I was asked to pay an interest of $15. The bank officials were puzzled. They asked me, "We did study on you in your absence and found that you are a multi millionaire businessman. Why did you have to borrow $5000?"


"Where else in the New York City can I park my car for 2 weeks for $15.41 and expect it to be there in perfect shape when I return"




Forget them, silly bankers... Did you have a beer today???

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After yesterday's International Beer Conference in Las Vegas, I was forced by the guys running companies named Budweiser, Guiness and Carlsberg to join them to have a beer. I agreed.

We entered a casino nearby and the ladies around couldn't help themselves keep away from me. My friends headed towards the bar counter. It took time for me to get rid of all the beautiful women in the room and finally, get back to the guys.

The Chairman of Budweiser ordered, "I'd like the most refreshing beer in the world, 'The King Of Beers': give me a Budweiser."

The Chairman of Guiness said, "I'd like the only beer in the world worth really, truly waiting for: give me a Guinness."

The Chairman of Carlsberg says, " I would like the world's best beer, drunk in more countries than any other: give me a Carlsberg."

I sat down, irritated by these guys. How boring could a day in Las Vegas be? Oh my, I missed my yatch and those wonderful parties in Mumbai where I could have beer. To ensure being nice to them, I just sat down and said, "Just a Coke please..."

These nasty guys around me started laughing, asking me why I was not keen to have a Kingfisher. "How can I? When you guys are not having beer, how could I belittle you?"

Forget them, stinky water producers... Did you have a beer???